Welcome to Our House of Perpetual Distraction!  Clear a spot and have a seat...
House of Perpetual Distraction
  • Thoughts, Feelings, Impressions: Blog
  • Oh, The Stories I Could Tell...
  • Well, Since You Asked... About Me
  • Contact: Hi!
  • Yes, Tips are Accepted

Out of the Frying Pan

10/2/2013

0 Comments

 
I am one of those people that posts pictures of things that I am either cooking or eating on Facebook.  Yes.  I am THAT person.
Picture
This modern way of sharing a meal replaces the old  fashioned get together.  Although this type of sharing is a necessity of modern life due to our chronic over-scheduling and far flung friends and relatives, it's also useful for hiding our mistakes.  You see the delicious end result, not the destroyed kitchen it took to create the dish, or the five times I got the recipe wrong before I finally hit on the magic combination that made it edible.

I am not someone considered a "natural" in the kitchen.  That title is held by my older sister, Mignon.  No matter what she decides to cook, the food looks magazine perfect, is delicious, and is prepared correctly the first time.  Always.  Culinary perfection in a way most of us stumbling around the kitchen trying not to burn the pot of water we left on to boil would aspire to, if only we could remember why we put the pot of water on to boil in the first place.  I have had open pouting fits because she made one of her heavenly (and HEAVY) cream cheese pound cakes, and either due to timing or the cake being for someone else, I couldn't get a piece.  She is the only person that can cook liver that I will actually eat, and one Christmas served up a re-imagined banana pudding that has the entire family begging her for it at every holiday.

I am not a terrible cook, but I know my limits.  So long as I keep it simple, the kids don't end up eating sandwiches or cereal for dinner due to my attempts at creativity.  My disasters are numerous and legendary.  Just ask the kids.  Take the steak I killed the other night.  Yes.  I know it was dead when I bought it at a huge markdown from the store, but I delivered the cheap cut of meat (it was hugely marked down for a reason) to a second death by way of what was supposed to be a short stint in the oven that wasn't quite short enough.  When I pulled the steaks from the oven, I'm not sure what alarmed me first: the strange smell, or the way the steaks had curled up in the middle of the pan, as if recoiling form the marinade I had put in the pan to keep them moist.  The steak knife met with a great deal of resistance as the meat absolutely refused to be separated from each other, and the first taste reminded me that I needed to clean my daughter's sneakers for school the next day.  The kids tried the steak, and managed to set a record for spitting it out without ever chewing it.

Mercifully, it's not always that bad:
Picture
The saving grace for me has been cooking shows.  I am a visual learner, and watching people do things while they explain what they are doing goes a long way in making sure I actually understand the process, as well as giving me an idea of what each step is supposed to look like.  I can't tell you how many times I have followed a recipe only to end up with food that looks more like it came from the Cartoon Network than the Food Network or the Cooking Channel.  Before America's Test Kitchen on PBS taught me how to make a bechamel sauce, add cheese, whatever pasta I wanted to use, then bake the whole thing in the oven, I was still making boxed macaroni and cheese, my daughter's favorite food.  I have now attained bad-ass status in my daughter's eyes because I don't have to use the boxed anymore, I can cook what she likes from scratch.  If the ability to make my kids favorite dinners, or heck, even make something they will eat without complaint or mysterious frowns, gets me hero status, I'll take it.

My son, Damani, is turning into quite the cook himself.  He's also a visual learner, and by watching me, figured out what not to do in the kitchen, as well as how to make sure at least some things go right.  He took a summer course from a chef at our church, and performed work study in a Marriott hotel kitchen.  He has the added benefit of YouTube for learning to cook new dishes, and a knack for adapting recipes if he doesn't have every ingredient he needs.  He also has a unique gift of being able to taste a dish and not only guess the ingredients, but how to prepare it.  I found out about this trick with a breakfast casserole I had purchased from a convenience store.  He took one bite, told me what was in it, and after I bought the food needed to re-create the dish, he made a better version of the casserole, and it is now a staple on weekend days when we are going to be particularly busy.
Picture
Just so you know, I do not cook on Mother's Day.  I buy the groceries needed for my special dinner, then tell the kids what I want.  This past Mother's Day, I found steak on sale (not a cheap cut, just on sale), fresh broccoli, and potatoes.  I didn't have to give my son much direction, my daughter happily helped out, and the dinner above was the result.  It was every bit as delicious as it looks.  To say that I am only an average cook, my son is turning out to be quite the superior cook.  To the point where he and I can switch off cooking duties during the week, and I never have to worry that the food will be inedible.  I love it.  And I'm so glad he didn't learn it all from me.  Then I'd be worried.
0 Comments

    Erica Washington

    A dedicated stream of consciousness that sometimes runs off course...

    Archives

    October 2019
    August 2019
    February 2019
    December 2018
    October 2018
    January 2018
    December 2017
    November 2017
    October 2017
    September 2017
    July 2017
    May 2017
    March 2017
    December 2016
    September 2016
    May 2016
    February 2016
    January 2016
    December 2015
    November 2015
    October 2015
    September 2015
    August 2015
    July 2015
    June 2015
    April 2015
    March 2015
    February 2015
    January 2015
    December 2014
    November 2014
    October 2014
    September 2014
    August 2014
    July 2014
    June 2014
    May 2014
    April 2014
    March 2014
    February 2014
    January 2014
    December 2013
    November 2013
    October 2013
    September 2013
    August 2013

    Categories

    All
    420
    Art
    Autumn
    Birthday
    Black History
    Books
    Childhood
    Christianity
    Christmas
    Cooking
    Dreams
    Economy
    Education
    Exercise
    Faith
    Family
    Fear
    Film
    Fitness
    Food
    Goals
    Hiking
    Holiday
    Homeless
    Housing
    Humor
    Hymn
    Inner Thoughts
    Intelligence
    Judgement
    Los Angeles
    Love
    Money
    Movies
    Music
    Nature
    Nerd
    New Year
    Outdoors
    Peace
    Politics
    Pope Francis
    Presidents
    Quiet
    Relationships
    Religion
    Sex
    Siblings
    Single Parent
    Social Skills
    Spirituality
    Starting
    Technology
    Television
    Tween
    Urban
    Walking
    Women
    Writing

    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.
Photos used under Creative Commons from photosteve101, David Paul Ohmer, torbakhopper HE DEAD, WeGotKidz, omahanik, jeFRE Gilyen, Bex.Walton, qthomasbower, dmott9, McD22